mech build log #7341

Wed, 13 Nov 2024 22:07:21 +0100

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pilot #3: ‘why does your mech have all these sensors and cameras and all you have on the inside is a bunch of freaking… 128x64 pixel screens?!’

g: ‘well i already wrote the code for my coffee machine, so…’

g: ‘…and then of course to get it wo work i had to install one in there and…’

pilot #3: ‘Your mech brews coffee?!’

g: ‘yeah but like you gotta admire all the work it…’

pilot #3: ‘COFFEE?!’

[silence]

g: ‘okay, but have you ever managed to run the display code of your mech on a coffee machine?! no, I think not!’

pilot #3: ‘You can’t even drink coffee, it gives you migranes’

g: ‘…. it also makes decaf!’

[silence]

g: ‘……. and hot chocolate… i just use it for hot chocolate’

pilot #3: ‘but it’s still called a coffee machine?’

g: ‘well yes, because it’s a coffee machine that also makes hot chocolate, just that I don’t use that functionality’

pilot #3: ‘and how long did you spend on this instead of just… having normal screens like everyone else?’

g: ‘……………..shutup’

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